The Deal of a Lifetime
Love, Politics, and the Ultimate Power Play
A satirical memoir of desire and deception between Donald Trump and Kamala Harris.
“Can the Tariff Man complete his most complex deal ever - love?” – The Herald
“Let me tell ya'll, I’d been on fire throughout the night, landing all the best hits—Benghazi, the emails, everything. The crowd loved it. But afterward, in the reception hall, I was working the room when I spotted Kamala out of the corner of my eye. She was standing with a group of big-time donors, a drink in hand, looking completely unfazed by the chaos around her. Sharp suit, calm demeanor, and those eyes—intense, like she was sizing everything up, including me.”
— From Chapter 1: The Art of Attraction
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Preface
Welcome to The Deal of a Lifetime, where love meets politics in a way that’s both outrageous and heartfelt. As someone who has spent decades navigating the intricate world of business and politics, I thought I’d seen it all. But nothing could prepare me for the wild ride that is romance with Kamala Harris.
When I first entered the political arena, I had a strategy: make the biggest deals, dominate the headlines, and, of course, keep my hair looking fabulous. Little did I know that amid the fierce debates and the flashing cameras, I would find myself in the midst of the most unexpected negotiation of my life—a love affair that would transcend party lines and rivalries.
This memoir is not just a recounting of my relationship with Kamala; it’s a glimpse into the quirky, chaotic, and sometimes absurd world where two powerful figures can become allies—and even lovers. You’ll witness the highs and lows of our journey, filled with laughter, challenges, and a few surprises that even I didn’t see coming.
Along the journey I’ll share the inside scoop on our wild escapades, from the moment we realized we had a connection, to our secret rendezvous amidst the political storm. You’ll discover how two individuals, who seemed destined to clash, found common ground in the most unexpected ways.
So buckle up for a tale filled with wit, wisdom, and the occasional Trumpian flourish. Whether you’re a die-hard political junkie or just someone who enjoys a good love story, I promise you’ll find something to smile about. In the end, it’s all about making deals, even when it comes to matters of the heart.
— UNREAL Donald J. Trump
Prologue
Let’s take it back to where it all started—2016. A year that felt like a punchline to a joke no one expected, not even me. America was in chaos, the media was losing its mind, and I was just about to pull off the biggest upset in political history. President of the United States—me, UNREAL Donald J. Trump. Of course, I was the perfect man for the job, but let’s be honest, no one saw it coming. Except me, obviously.
And then there was Kamala Harris. California Senator. The rising star of the Democratic Party. Smart, sharp, and always ready with a zinger. I couldn’t go five minutes without hearing her name blasted on CNN or MSNBC, taking me to task on everything from immigration to healthcare. She was relentless, a political bulldog—and I have to admit, I respected it. Didn’t like it, but respected it.
At that time, we were on completely opposite sides of the battlefield. Kamala represented everything my supporters thought they were fighting against. She was tough, ambitious, and never afraid to throw a punch—especially when it was aimed directly at me. Meanwhile, I was busy “draining the swamp,” signing executive orders, and making America great again. And yet, behind all the public sparring, something unexpected was brewing. A spark, if you will.
The press would have called it outrageous—maybe they still will—but the truth is, I saw something in her even then. Kamala Harris was fierce, confident, and she wasn’t afraid to go head-to-head with me in the political ring. In another world, another time, she might’ve been the one debating me for the presidency, instead of grilling my ministers in the Senate.
But there was more to our story than debates and headlines. Little did I know, between the heated press conferences and Twitter battles, we were on a collision course with something neither of us could have predicted.
And that’s how this all started. Not with some sappy meet-cute, but with fireworks—political ones, mostly, but real sparks nonetheless. You might be wondering how two people who seemed destined to tear each other apart could possibly end up together.
Well, you’re about to find out.
— UNREAL Donald J. Trump
Meet the Author: Winston J. Fortune
Mysterious, satirical, and brilliantly bold, Winston J. Fortune isn’t just writing fiction—he’s orchestrating fantasy with flair. Is it parody? Is it prophecy? That’s the deal you’ll have to make.
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